Newsletter - FULL GOSPEL MISSION

 FULL GOSPEL MISSION

 887 W. Spruce Ave., Ravenna, OH 44266

 Rev. Barbara A. Davis, Pastor

 Pastors Pen, August 18, 2013...Recall Notice......The Maker of all Human beings...(GOD)....is recalling all unit manufactured, regardless of make or year,

 due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

 This defect has been identified as "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

 Some of the symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Depression or confusion

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING:Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

 DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to

 Prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! - GOD

 PRAYER LIST:

 Mr. Myers Shower project

 Sister Bishop

 Jenny/Dennis–recovery

 Hazen Ministries

 ALL OUR MILITARY

 Bro. Mark-pancreites

 Hank W.-Cancer /Carol

 Devria St.Aubin—health

 RC & Esther—health

 Don & Sue Duncan

 Sister Rachael/ Euel

 Bro. & Sis. Ballew

 Arthur Wilson—health

 Connie-brain surgery/recovery

 Center of Hope---SOULS

 Dale/Charlie-jobs

 Bill, Susan & Cody

 Rev. Donnie Turner, Health/Miracle

 Rev. Mack Turner—health

 Rev. Charles & Sue Herron

 Rev. Barb Davis & the church leadership Workers in the church

 Calvary Crusade

 Zack, Courtney & Ella

 Gene & Debbie--G-child

 Karen–health

 Libby-health problems

 Grieving families

 THE CHURCH

 Steve Sabo- Surgery

 Grieving Families

 John Weber-cancer

 Pastor Jimmy Russell WVA-cancer

 Anne C--Cancer Colton Clities

 Marie-cancer The Whaleys and church Sharon P–Recovery colon surgery. Kenny S.—recovery from surgery

 Devria–grief/surgery recovery Eric, Terri, Barbie and the babies. Jonathan Bryant-truck/family Linda in Michigan bypass surgery.

 WORK MEETING: Thank you Bill mowing, trimming, and getting stuff ready for spring pick up, Cody for mowing, trimming and cleaning up the wood for spring pick up.

 FYI: Breakfast fund raiser August 31, $5.00

 Rummage Sale: We have the stuff, can you donate some time to set Up and or set with sale, or tear down and SALE!!!!

 JOKES!!Bad mood, or Bad Food....When our granddaughter was four, she came to the table one day in a disgruntled mood. She complained loudly about every dish on the table. Hoping to change the mood, her mother suggested that she offer the blessing. After a sullen pause, she prayed, "OK, God, I forgive you for this food."

 Crossing the Street.......A duck was standing on the curb looking across the street when a chicken yelled to him, "Don't do it buddy, you will never hear the end of it!"

 Finding Work .......A man came home from work, found his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 a.m. start, 2 p.m. finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!" "That's great," his wife said. "Yeah, he said, I thought so too," she agreed. "You start Monday."

 FYI....CONGRATES TO COLTON’S CREW FOR BEING #2 IN FUND RAISING in this district for this weekends walk, to all the walker and donator May God bless, and may we find a cure for blood born disorders. ( In attendance...Boss Betty, Helen, Cara & Steve, Susan, Cody, Pauline, Steven Luthy, Bro. Vic, Sis. Renee, Bill, and Weston!!!!....thanks to all of our sponsors...Go Team Colton!!!!)

 Careful they are watching....Years ago, Leslie Flynn penned a book called, Great Church Fights. In it he chronicled the way people in different churches would go after each other – all in the name of Jesus Christ. A young father heard a commotion out in his backyard, he looked outside and saw his daughter and several playmates in a heated quarrel. When he intervened, his daughter called back, "Dad, we’re just playing church!"

KEEP LOOKING UP JESUS IS COMING

 R U READY??