Our Pastor and Sister Helen are away visiting their family in West Virginia. And Sister Betty is enjoying a vacation. We pray that all of them return safely home.
Reminder: We have a Prayer Station page with this blog. If you need prayers for yourself or someone else, please leave a comment. Or if you're not sure how to do it, send an email to Sister Lynda at sflynda@gmail.com I'll put it in for you. Just provide me the name of the person who needs prayers and a brief description of why they need prayers (health, surgery, grief, etc)
At this time, we're offering prayers for
Sister Devria, who will be undergoing surgery on Sept 14
Sister Lorena, health issues
Sister Annie, eye problems
Brother Ron, who lost his wife Joyce
Also pray for a safe journey for Sister Helen and Pastor Bishop who will be traveling to West Virginia this week. And for Sister Betty who is on vacation with her children.
Let's add our soldiers and our nation to our daily prayers. We also need to add the Ambassador to Libya and three other Americans to our prayers - they were killed on Sept 11 in an attack on the Libyan embassy.
Humor corner:
The right word is very important as you will see in this:
Church
Ladies
With
typewriters.
They're
Back!
Those
wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank
Goodness for church
ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the
BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins.
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The
Fasting & Prayer Conference includes
meals...
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The
sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the
Water.
The
sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
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Ladies,
don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid
of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your
husbands.
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Remember
in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile
at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell'
to
someone who doesn't care much about you...
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Don't
let worry kill you off - let the Church
help.
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Miss
Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,'
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For
those of you who have children and don't know it, we
have a nursery downstairs.
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Next
Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need
all the help they can get.
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Irving
Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in
the church. So ends a friendship that began in
their
school days.
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A
bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the
church hall. Music will follow...
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At
the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be
'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir
practice.
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Eight new
choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of
some older
ones.
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Scouts
are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple
children.
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The
church will host an evening of fine dining, super
entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck
supper Sunday at 5pm - prayer and medication to
follow.
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The
ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every
kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday
afternoon.
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This
evening at 7pm there will be a hymn singing in the park
across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come
prepared
to sin.
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Ladies
Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10am. All
ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall
after
the B. S. Is done.
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The
pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for
the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low
Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm.
Please use the back door.
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The
eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet
in the Church basement Friday at 7pm. The congregation
is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight
Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian
Church.
Please
use large double door at the side entrance.
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The
Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign
slogan last Sunday:
"I
Upped My Pledge - Up Yours".
--------------------------If you have anything you'd like to add to the newsletter, contact me at sflynda@gmail.com
Until next time, Praise The Lord and God Bless You All!
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